Friday, June 29, 2012

This is why your money doesn't make you happy!

Surely I am not the only one who has occasionally killed a few brain cells watching MTV Cribs.



These peoepl have MILLIONS of dollars and they WASTE them. With the exception of Motorcyles and Hummers they spend their money ALL wrong.



Walk in shoe closets are nice





But Walk in shoe clostets that conceal the entrance to your underground lair are epic.



Double curving stairs are awesome.



 Double indoor slides that land in a ball pit is genius though



And a crib shaped like a boat. Really you're a freaking millionaire and THAT is the best you can come up with?



I would have a water slide from my room to a pool.



Where are the trampoline floors? The monkey bars down the hallway? The tree fort with a water canon? The Delorian???  How do you have a bijillion dollars but no time machine (pretend or real)



THIS is why all the millionaire whiners say money can't buy happiness. Because they spend their money the way interior designers say they should instead of listening to their inner ten year old.