Atheist who call all religious people dumb, sheep, deluded, etc, I had your fuck in my back pocket but turns out that pocket had a hole. OOPS
Religious people who tell me I am going to hell, Look up in the sky. See that fuck flying in the east. It was set aside for you but ... I'm not gonna give it to ya.
People who bang on my door, NO FUCKS FOR YOU
People who try to make religion law, Ok because I don't want to live under the Taliban, I have to give a fuck ... but it will be with a splintery broom!
Really people. I am so sick of hearing about how YOUR way is the RIGHT way.
I DON"T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!
Seriously now though
Christians who judge me and tell me I am going to hell. Really now? Is THAT was Jesus would have done?
Atheist who judge and call me names for believing is a higher power. Wasn't it you bitching last week about how you hate being judged on that ONE aspect of who you are. Yeah I hate that shit too, so stop with the juvenile name calling.
And yes I am ok with being an Infidel. I have no issue with you wanting to practice Islam as long as you leave me alone about not wanting to.
So in conclusion. Being a Muslim, Pagan, Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Scientologist WHATEVER
is not the problem. The problem is that some people are dicks and dicks can be found in every social subset. Stop making sweeping gerealizations, stop being a dick, and
FOR FUCK SAKES STOP TELLING ME WHY YOUR WAY IS BETTER THAN MINE
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BUT IF YOU TRY TO FORCE ME TO, THE FUCK YOU ARE LIKELY TO GET, WILL BE MADE OUT OF METAL AND BE FULL OF RUSTY SPLINTERS!!!!
I also do not give a fuck about the views or beliefs of people who try to force their views or beliefs on me, but I will gladly and willingly give a fuck about the contents of this post.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly, especially since I started getting phone calls from Jehovah witnesses. sigh..
ReplyDeleteExcellent post!
Okay first of all I don't give a fsck about your opinion either (kidding or I wouldn't comment obviously).
ReplyDeleteSecond I have to come to the defense of Christians. But hear me out... please
"Christians who judge me and tell me I am going to hell. Really now?"
Actually Christians won't judge you at all, they will show you through loving acts and kindness why your way is wrong in their opinion. They also won't condemn you to hell because anyone can be forgiven and judgement day hasn't come yet.
The people you are calling Christian, tend to believe Christ was real but think we are still living under jewish law of sin results in hell. These people don't know Christ or God and are not Christians based on Christian law - not the dictionary term of Christian.
"Is THAT what(was) Jesus would have done?"
Actually no, Christ would have said something to the effect of "follow me and sin no more". He didn't condemn anyone but at the same time, he also told demon spirits "I am not here for you". So thats a tricky question. :)
I really wish I could +1 blog comments.
ReplyDeleteThey have Never called my house Anna. They don't come to my door anymore either since we got a dog.
WORD!
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